I have turned on the oven
and if you have no plans
for them
I will take the Bramley
apples
which have been
sitting
in the fruit bowl
for three weeks now
and I will wash them
under a running tap.
I will peel them and
remove their cores
and cut them into regular
cubes
or at least
into random chunks
of
approximately
the same size
I will place these
cubes
or chunks
into the large brown
crockery casserole
that you bought from
that Antiques Shop
in Kirkby Stephen
while we were on
that walk from Crosby Garrett,
you remember,
when the children
were little,
the one where we
also bought
the large flat soup
dishes
that are now all
broken.
(You didn’t buy that
there?
oh
well at least you are
aware
of the one to which
I refer.)
I will sprinkle dark
brown sugar
and a little spice
all over the
apples although I
will not
measure
the sugar
and there will
always be
a faint unknowing
as to whether the
finished dish
will be deliciously
sweet
or religiously sharp.
I have a sense of it
though
and a certain amount
of experience
and besides
I enjoy the risk
- like the heat of
chillies.
In another bowl I
will rub
ounces of
butter
into twice as many
ounces of
plain flour
I will add as many
ounces of
demarara sugar
as I have added of butter
and a similar
amount
of the large rolled
oats
that we both like.
This topping
I will sprinkle on
to the apples
and pat down lightly
running the back of
a fork over it
to create small
furrows
so that the finished
dish
will resemble
a ploughed field.
I will then place
the completed crumble
into the oven
which I have
preheated.
Gas Mark 4
It is in the oven
that the magic will
happen
and after about
forty minutes
(during which time I
will
clear the surfaces
and
wash the bowls and
utensils
I have used)
I will
take it out
and check the look
of it
and the aroma of it
and the texture of
the crumble topping
for signs of
perfection.
A little lava-like
outflowing of
the bubbling sweet apple
juices
onto the ridged
and crusty surface
may not be a bad
thing.
If all these signs
are right
I will stand the
crumble
in its brown
crockery casserole
on the pot-stand by
the kettle
to rest a moment
while I quickly make
some
custard.
but a simple one
made from the
Bird’s Custard Powder
we keep in the
cellar head
with perhaps a
teaspoon full of
Madagascan vanilla
extract
and a small pot of that
thick double cream
that you insist on.
The crumble
I will then spoon
into bowls
one for you
and one for me and
the custard
I will tip into a
jug
and, with the small
headed ladle,
and a couple of
dessert spoons,
I will bring them
in to you
in the sitting room
while you sit and
watch
the Antiques
Roadshow
where you discover
that
which are now all
broken
would have been
worth about
ten times what we
paid for them
were we never to have used them
and then
felt the need
to sell them.
Your disappointment
is short-lived
however
as you taste
the Bramley apples,
sweetened and spiced
to perfection,
under the crumble
topping,
crunchy but not too hard,
golden brown and yet
not too brown
with a slight
caramelisation of apple juices
baked on around the
crumble edge
and the three ladlefuls of rich sweet custard
that cover the contents
of your bowl
and ensure that it
is
a delightful
and delicious
remedy
on Sunday Afternoon
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