When we
walk into town
we go
past Condells
the Ladies’
Hairdressers.
There must
be
things
that go
on in there
net
curtains
in the
window
and there
are pictures
of ladies
heads
with hair
like this
or like
that
and Dads aren’t
allowed
in
or boys,
only Mums
and girls.
The Mums
come out
smelling
of hairspray
and
handbags
and the
hair
always
looks
stiff and
important.
I can go
in the barber’s
with Dad
but it’s
boring.
There are
newspapers
on the
seats
but no
comics
and a
there’s a long wait,
so we
never go on Saturdays.
Mr
Trippet
puts a
plank across the arms of the chair
and I
have to
sit on
that
because
he’s too tall
to reach
me otherwise.
He wraps
a big sheet
round me
and
buzzes my head with
his
clippers.
“Shall we
call you Shaun?”
says Mr
Trippet.
He tells
me
would I
like spray?
Yes,
please.
(Even
though Mum makes me wash my hair straight away after.)
I cover
my eyes
and he
sprays.
Then he
brushes his soft brush
all the
way round the back of my neck
and
untucks the cloth
he had
tucked into my collar
and he
gives me a tissue
to rub the itches with
while Dad
pays.
“Something
for the weekend, sir?”
says Mr
Trippet
“Not this weekend, Jack,”
says Dad,
every
time.
Then they
laugh.
But
at Condells
the ladies
don’t have haircuts
they have
trims
and perms
and
blowjobs.
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