I taught
Grandma how to use the internet
I hoped
it would improve her final years
But I did
not anticipate
The troubles
that would lay in wait
And now I
fear it’s all ending in tears.
I bought
her a nice tablet and a dongle thing
I bought
her quite a clever little mouse.
I thought
she could watch kittens
as she
sat and knitted mittens
or
whatever grandmas do about the house.
I taught
her how to write a little email
and I
showed her how to take a pic or two
now she’s
photoshopping,
phototinting,
photocropping
I’m not
sure that’s what grandmothers should do.
And now
Granddad has got in on the act
He’s
potty for the poker and the ebay
He likes
to spend his cash
though it
may be rather rash
and there’s
really nothing anyone can say.
I got them
onto facebook and on Google plus
I told
her about myspace - which was silly.
I knew
there’d be a scandal
when I
heard her Twitter handle
You can tweet
her now @grandmaloveswilly
And now I
fear it’s started to go wrong
I bought
her a webcam - she’s gone absurd.
Now there’s
a film called “Grandma’s Tits”
that has
fifty thousand hits
and, believe
me, it’s not about the bird.
And she
and Granddad like to chat on skype
They call
me up but don’t know the cameras on
There’s
Grandma eating Snickers
In just her
bra and knickers
And
granddad wearing nothing but his thong.
I think I’ll
have to put a stop to it
I can’t
let them carry on as such
They’re really
just too randy
and the
webcam is too handy
And
Grandma’s Sextape really was too much.
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