A few shorts... Italy, Lucky, Polka, Recycling & Parrot

A couple of memories from primary school days...

Italy

                          One day

                     we had

                   been do-

                 ing Italy

               and when

             I got home

            I told Mum

          that    we

         had done

       all about 

     the Leaning 

    Tower of 

   Penis. She said

I don’t think you did, dear.

Lucky

Neil Bond had

brittle bones

- but

they didn’t find out

until

I trod on his foot.

So that was lucky.

...and one or two more recent observations.

Polka

she walks on rapid feet

two soft cheeks

wrapped in polka dots

settling into an

eye-popping

syncopated

wobble

Recycling

Well I 

can’t

tell if

it   is

funny or

sad   that

Alan’s     Dad

drains the dregs

of the whisky at

the bottle bank

and finally a true story...

Parrot

And as they came in

he said

- but why?

And she said

- because you need

your vegetables

and fruit.

And he said

- Oh, I’m sorry

I thought you said

parrot.