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Tuesday 26 August 2014

The Feeding of The Muse

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,

Today at Eight
and then again at Six
there will be

The Feeding of The Muse.

If you wish to observe
this Engaging Event
please assemble in Plenty of Time
at the Assembly Point
indicated by Your Guide

Note:
When feeding has commenced
there will be

No Going Back.

Please do not stand
forward of the
Yellow Line
(Any unauthorised crossing of the
Yellow Line
is entirely at

Your Own Risk.)

If you listen carefully
you may be able to hear
the
Call of The Hungry Muse
while you are waiting
(Although, ironically
the Call is a
Deep
Dark and
Distinctive
Silence.)

Please hand all
Electro-magnetic Equipment
to
The Attendant

No Flash Photography
is Permitted
as this can damage

The Vision of the Muse.

You are advised to
Dress Appropriately –
Wet Weather Attire
may be required
as
The Feeding of The Muse
can be a somewhat
Messy Business.

Light Refreshments
will be available
in Reception but
Please Refrain
from
Feeding The Muse
Unregulated  Titbits
as this can lead to
Over Stimulation,
Loss of Tone,

and a
Terrible Mess
to clear up.

Disclaimer:

Please Note
that while
The Feeding of The Muse
takes place at
Regular Intervals
The Muse may not actually produce anything
of Any Value
for weeks.

The Management
cannot be held responsible
for
Non-Appearance
of the Muse
or any
Sense of Disappointment
induced in Observers.

Any Admission

is Retractable.

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