Ladies
and Gentlemen,
Boys
and Girls,
Today
at Eight
and
then again at Six
there
will be
The
Feeding of The Muse.
If
you wish to observe
this
Engaging Event
please
assemble in Plenty of Time
at
the Assembly Point
indicated
by Your Guide
Note:
When
feeding has commenced
there
will be
No
Going Back.
Please
do not stand
forward
of the
Yellow
Line
(Any
unauthorised crossing of the
Yellow
Line
is
entirely at
Your
Own Risk.)
If
you listen carefully
you
may be able to hear
the
Call
of The Hungry Muse
while
you are waiting
(Although,
ironically
the
Call is a
Deep
Dark
and
Distinctive
Silence.)
Please
hand all
Electro-magnetic
Equipment
to
The
Attendant
No
Flash Photography
is
Permitted
as
this can damage
The
Vision of the Muse.
You
are advised to
Dress
Appropriately –
Wet
Weather Attire
may
be required
as
The
Feeding of The Muse
can
be a somewhat
Messy
Business.
Light
Refreshments
will
be available
in
Reception but
Please
Refrain
from
Feeding
The Muse
Unregulated
Titbits
as
this can lead to
Over
Stimulation,
Loss
of Tone,
and
a
Terrible
Mess
to
clear up.
Disclaimer:
Please
Note
that
while
The
Feeding of The Muse
takes
place at
Regular
Intervals
The
Muse may not actually produce anything
of
Any Value
for
weeks.
The
Management
cannot
be held responsible
for
Non-Appearance
of
the Muse
or
any
Sense
of Disappointment
induced
in Observers.
Any
Admission
is
Retractable.
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