The Feeding of The Muse

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Boys and Girls,

Today at Eight

and then again at Six

there will be

The Feeding of The Muse.

If you wish to observe

this Engaging Event

please assemble in Plenty of Time

at the Assembly Point

indicated by Your Guide

Note:

When feeding has commenced

there will be

No Going Back.

Please do not stand

forward of the

Yellow Line

(Any unauthorised crossing of the

Yellow Line

is entirely at

Your Own Risk.)

If you listen carefully

you may be able to hear

the

Call of The Hungry Muse

while you are waiting

(Although, ironically

the Call is a

Deep

Dark and

Distinctive

Silence.)

Please hand all

Electro-magnetic Equipment

to

The Attendant

No Flash Photography

is Permitted

as this can damage

The Vision of the Muse.

You are advised to

Dress Appropriately –

Wet Weather Attire

may be required

as

The Feeding of The Muse

can be a somewhat

Messy Business.

Light Refreshments

will be available

in Reception but

Please Refrain

from

Feeding The Muse

Unregulated  Titbits

as this can lead to

Over Stimulation,

Loss of Tone,

and a

Terrible Mess

to clear up.

Disclaimer:

Please Note

that while

The Feeding of The Muse

takes place at

Regular Intervals

The Muse may not actually produce anything

of Any Value

for weeks.

The Management

cannot be held responsible

for

Non-Appearance

of the Muse

or any

Sense of Disappointment

induced in Observers.

Any Admission

is Retractable.